Full Time MBA Batch of 2009. NYU Stern School of Business. This is my tryst with an MBA.


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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Option Valuation

Overheard between two MBA students [A and B] as they discuss another MBA student [C].

A: We had basically been discussing the new year eve parties
and i was telling C he should value it like an option
B: You said youu wanted help with option valuation!
A: The potential for an encounter is subject to much volatility
B: Okay, I can understand the analogy.
A: We wanted your expertise in option valuation to value the price of the party
A: Obviously the strike price is the ticket
B: Okay
A: The time frame is known. The woman's response is the volatility factor which we are having difficulty assigning value to. Bernanke has also helped by lowering interest rates to zero.
B:: Women are empirically known to be more volitile than the market. You have to take the volatility to be atleat 50%. If C can choose between the party and the chick, it has to be valued as a chooser! The best of both outcomes. Else if is buying the ticket, and can seek a refund then it is a put option.
A: One will lead to the other. Where is the chooser in it? If he doesn't got to the party, where will he meet the woman
B: I thought that he can go to a party with us or take a chick for a date
A: No, he is talking about going to a party and finding a girl there.
B: Then, it has to be valued as a compound call option. Event 2 is dependent on event 1. If he comes to the party, then there is a probability that he finds a chick. The key is in choosing the right party.
A: I guess that for him time also will be inversely proportional if he finds the girl at 6 AM, she may decide to go to breakfast rather than for some other 'activity'.
B: Yes, it seems to be a very complex option depending on whom he finds there. You can raise this question to (Aswath) Damodaran for real options. Anyway, from what i can see, we are busy valuing the option and C is busy with the chicks.
A: Yes, that is true. He seems to have disappeared.
B: I will catch up with you later.
A: Cool. Later.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Lessons in Management

Some interesting lessons in people management.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Banking Jokes

Heard a lot of banking jokes! Saw this cartoon and thought I should share it.

Reproduced from Christian Baxter's website

Flowchart

I obviously don't subscribe to the view. But, its nice to laugh at oneself once in a while.